I hate it when kids raise their hands during tests and say “On Number 6 it says “and” twice.”
Like shut the fuck up you know what it means you ocean of cum
The awkward moment when you’re sleeping but your parents decide to vacuum the whole house and put glass in the garbage disposal and land a helicopter on the roof.
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Posted 3 months ago
When I’m on my period and someone asks me a question
Bursting out of a pool…
Expectations:
Reality:
i literally used to cry at night because my furby would randomly start talking and wake me up and i was too scared to kill it and when the batteries started dying his voice got creepier and it sounded like he was saying satanic chants so i made my parents throw him into a landfill and i fear everyday that he’ll come back
Posted 4 months ago with 14,658 notes
